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This is my Horse.

• 2/21/26 7:57 am
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Finnodile
Lvl 3 • Cadet Tinkerer
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This is my horse. There are many like him, but he is mine. My horsie is my best friend. He is my life. I must muster him as I must muster my life. Without me, my horse is useless. Without my horse, I am useless. I must ride my horsie true. I must run straighter than the skeleton who is trying to kill me. I must stab him before he stabs me. Yeehaw.

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Neva_Is_Gee_Way
• 03/08/2026 10:36 am
She/Her • Level 1 : New Astronaut
i named mine H O R N S E
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anonsbg21
• 02/22/2026 1:24 am
• Level 1 : New Crew
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Finnodile
• 02/22/2026 5:24 pm
He/Him • Level 3 : Cadet Tinkerer
apollo is a sick name btw
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anonsbg21
• 02/22/2026 8:50 pm
• Level 1 : New Crew
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Finnodile
• 02/22/2026 5:24 pm
He/Him • Level 3 : Cadet Tinkerer
named him Mr Bartlett after one of my teachers, he does math and hes insanely chill unfortunately tho, hes bald 😔
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Neva_Is_Gee_Way
• 03/08/2026 10:37 am
She/Her • Level 1 : New Astronaut
don't be baldphobic, how dare you ;j
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Tim4nalim_galaxy
• 02/21/2026 12:55 pm
• Level 5 : Cadet Crew
Why has Star De Wally become so popular lately?
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Finnodile
• 02/21/2026 6:52 pm
He/Him • Level 3 : Cadet Tinkerer
ive been playing Strained Velocity for years lol
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Space_Wafflezzz
• 02/21/2026 12:07 pm
Any/All • Level 7 : Cadet Stargazer
we love stardew
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