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united states military final boss: try to invent a new weapon or vehicular device and NOT call it "M[​number]"

If hell is an afterlife, then why is "go to hell" a less rude thing to say than "go die"? It should be the other way around, considering that hell is one of the worst afterlives.

Just finished reading "Zeno's conscience" by Italo Svevo. Not the best book I've read, but it's a fascinating read.

"it's a bird"
"it's a plane"
"oh no it's Lockheed Martin"
me 3 seconds before getting absolutely vaporized by a 2000 pound JDAM

man i was finna post sum about how my doctor said my iq is 130 but then a plane flew overhead and jammed my wifi 3:

I was bored in class, so I made an alphabet.The civilization this alphabet belonged to also had an octal numbering system (0-7, instead of 0-9).If anyone will have trouble reading what the symbols correspond to, tell me, I'll write it out in the post.

Edit: decide to write what the symbols mean. In order:
Letters:
A V U R O Ы G Z T D L M N I Y K P SH SCH F B CH H S E ZH.
Numbers:
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Symbols:
. , — " : ; <<>> ()

goodnight sbg :3

NOOO FREDDYYY NOOO
PLEASEE NOOOO NOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

PLEASE SHOW UP FREDDY PLEASE PLEAASSEEE

PLEASE FREDDY FAZBEAR

state of play give us fnaf please

Hear me out: a superhero movie where the person who gets powers doesn't want them because great power = great responsibility, and so they spend the whole movie hiding their powers and searching for a way to get rid of them.

bro of all the games i could have picked i took from the depths and i thought it was gonna be a fun new game but why the actual fuck can a single enemy ship from the weakest faction in the game genuinely desintegrate my massive ships in my whole fleet on easy mode 3:

It's pride month, therefore I have an important message to every trans person and intersex person: as William Woodiam once said, "all identities are equally invalid". If someone acts like your identity is invalid, remember that so are everyone else's.

Back when I lived in Russia and went to school in Russia, I remember having a literature lesson about a fairytale featuring a bird with red eyes and beak and I cannot for the life of me remember what bird it was. The fairytale went like this: before there was land, some animals decided to create land and so a whale tried to get some from the bottom of the sea, but it was launched right out before obtaining any. Later the bird arrived and it decided to try, but the others thought that it couldn't do it and that the sea would just crush it, but it tried anyways and on the surface the animals saw three bubbles on the place where the bird dived into the sea, the last of the bubbles was red and everyone thought that the bird was crushed, but it later came back with a bit of sand in its beak and that's why it has blood red eyes and beak.