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STAFF ONLY (Happy Hub Documents - Do not show to public)
GayTylerDude
Topic: Staff Only
Writer: Lucy Green
Date: [REDACTED]
With the opening of the new Theater (which is a big hit by the way, even though it took two hours to get ready to open, and now it has been open for only three hours), comes big responsibility, it seems. The Theater has been in the works for almost six months now, the longest any playplace has taken. And despite all this work, the Theater is already in disrepair. But that's not why I'm writing this.
For some reason, the idiot in charge of the Staff Only doors must've been lazy or something, because he did not hide the doors behind our sound-proofing, very well at hiding, patent pending walls. He was supposed to put up the walls BEFORE the Theater opened today. As you know, I'm in charge of the security cameras, watching them to make sure nobody does anything wrong, stuff like that. And what did I see? A group of six kids, seemingly on a dare, entering one of those staff only doors. The things we hide in those rooms are things that could shut down this company, this building, and this whole mascot process. Those kids didn't come back out. I ordered Jacob to...dispose of those kids. It's for a good cause, that room was one of the rooms we use for the human-to-mascot process. The parents, of course, started panicking. Good thing I've never had kids, they seem like a lot of trouble. We had to bribe the parents to keep their mouths closed, and one of the parents - a single parent, who only had his kid and no one else in life - had to be...disposed of as well. Well, at least he can be with his kid. In another place, of course. His corpse and soul shall now be with his kid's corpse and soul.
Yes, I know, those rooms are usually hidden far from the playplaces. But despite all those six months of construction, the workers were in a rush, the plans and maps were a mess, and after lots of banter, we decided it would be easier to just build the Theater in an empty spot and hope for the best, and said empty spot was next to many staff only doors.
Whoever is hiring these idiots needs to be more cautious. Any more mess-ups, and all of our hard work could come tumbling down.
P.S: That disrepair I mentioned? Since the Theater is so big, and six months of construction was already long enough, I guess the workers didn't get to make it perfect. Too bad, because if the Theater had been in development for any longer and the fans would've started freaking out. The kids seem fine though. The parents...not so sure.
Writer: Lucy Green
Date: [REDACTED]
With the opening of the new Theater (which is a big hit by the way, even though it took two hours to get ready to open, and now it has been open for only three hours), comes big responsibility, it seems. The Theater has been in the works for almost six months now, the longest any playplace has taken. And despite all this work, the Theater is already in disrepair. But that's not why I'm writing this.
For some reason, the idiot in charge of the Staff Only doors must've been lazy or something, because he did not hide the doors behind our sound-proofing, very well at hiding, patent pending walls. He was supposed to put up the walls BEFORE the Theater opened today. As you know, I'm in charge of the security cameras, watching them to make sure nobody does anything wrong, stuff like that. And what did I see? A group of six kids, seemingly on a dare, entering one of those staff only doors. The things we hide in those rooms are things that could shut down this company, this building, and this whole mascot process. Those kids didn't come back out. I ordered Jacob to...dispose of those kids. It's for a good cause, that room was one of the rooms we use for the human-to-mascot process. The parents, of course, started panicking. Good thing I've never had kids, they seem like a lot of trouble. We had to bribe the parents to keep their mouths closed, and one of the parents - a single parent, who only had his kid and no one else in life - had to be...disposed of as well. Well, at least he can be with his kid. In another place, of course. His corpse and soul shall now be with his kid's corpse and soul.
Yes, I know, those rooms are usually hidden far from the playplaces. But despite all those six months of construction, the workers were in a rush, the plans and maps were a mess, and after lots of banter, we decided it would be easier to just build the Theater in an empty spot and hope for the best, and said empty spot was next to many staff only doors.
Whoever is hiring these idiots needs to be more cautious. Any more mess-ups, and all of our hard work could come tumbling down.
P.S: That disrepair I mentioned? Since the Theater is so big, and six months of construction was already long enough, I guess the workers didn't get to make it perfect. Too bad, because if the Theater had been in development for any longer and the fans would've started freaking out. The kids seem fine though. The parents...not so sure.
