Hmm...
*starts up central computer*
Me: "Computer, define 'wafflism'."
Computer: "Wafflism is behavior towards the state or existence of waffles and how it affects the user of the term or those affected by its use, typically in a negative demeanor. Would you like examples?"
Me: "No, I think I know enough."
Computer: "Understood."
*shuts down computer*
Me: "...and so it begins. Time to take down the pile of waffles." *maniacal laugh*
*gets out iron teeth*